Nostos
It is that time of year. Time for another Krakatoa Kristmas, a deadly explosion of consumeristic pathos and enough traditional family disfunction to last the whole year through. Joy and pieces. Never forget the true meaning of Christmas is being the center of attention, getting the most lavish gift, and crying when things don't go your way. Woe to you denial and moderation. Wallow in your steaming self pity, yet claim that everything is fine. Eat to many cookies and dance in the cascading ashes of self loathing. Have a Hap-hap-haphazard holiday!
